- assassin

- dave chappelle understudy / best friend

- jazz pianist, but 50 or 60 years ago

- go on road trips forever, write about them, sell guidebooks that include itineraries, useful tips, and funny stories about times i almost died, saw a ghost, or when something silly happened.

- invent crazy amazing ice cream flavors with fruits from narnia and science fiction literature

- do problems out of my calculus and organic chemistry books while i listen to really good music on headphones, alone

- ramen* eating (*churros may optionally be eaten following ramen)

- live with wolves in the forest