tibet
i awoke in a german hotel, built overlooking a glacier or maybe it was on an iceberg. it was bright that day. i remember that my sister had helped me try out a two-person sleeping bag that had two layers in it: one for warmth and one to seal in the warmth, and yet it didn’t seem that warm. i was up at 7:30, but i knew i had to hurry, i had to be at the airport for a 10:30 flight to tibet for a wedding. yet i took my time in the bathroom, leisurely brushing my teeth. by the time i made it downstairs, i saw my parents in the banquet hall, and the bride and groom were dressed in traditional tibetan clothing while a group of children and teenagers serenaded them in a foreign language, probably tibetan. soon, they left. outside, workers were breaking up the glacier/iceberg, and huge pieces — big like crystal skyscrapers — began to float away and churn the water. i wasted time watching this. then i ran to my room and packed a few things. i looked at my watch and saw that it was 9:30 and i began panicking. i rushed around the hotel looking for someone who could help me call the airport to check in and ensure the plane would not leave without me. i was stopped by a hotel attendant who directed me in german to please stand in line, but it was a line for a cruise ship, and his confusion wasted valuable minutes. but then i stopped and watched a bunch of young bohemians make an impromptu abstract painting of ryan gosling and this didn’t seem like a waste of time. i looked up and i saw a woman that i had never seen before in waking life. we knew each other right away and kissed hello. i think she was going to tibet, too, and i hoped that i would see her there.
also, one of these robots is named “gaylord”
music is damn funky.
in the 7th grade, a bunch of valley catholic middle school students were invited to spend the night in the school’s cafeteria. being one of them, i excitedly packed pajamas, a pillow, and my sleeping bag. in the morning, i awoke with a few others around 7am. while the others soundly slept, and with the permission of sister adele marie, i stood in the school office, turned on the PA system, and played this nirvana song as loud as my boombox would allow in order to wake everyone up.