there are a ton of videos on youtube of people popping their zits and squeezing out decades-old blackheads from their noses.  i can’t help watching these — they’re so disgusting and yet also incredibly satisfying, like EVIL BE GONE.  last night i had a dream that i popped a huge zit.  i won’t describe how big it was because you might barf, but suffice it to say it was big.